Xbox One vs. Playstation 4

There have been claims on the internet, from industry professionals who have stated that the Xbox One’s colorful choice of business decisions in handling were wrong and will damage the company in the long run. As well, gamers are disappointed at the newly found focus at being an all-in-one home entertainment console, as opposed to the PS4’s total game focus. Now let’s stop and think for a minute; is the PS4’s decision to focus on games really such a kosher idea?

No, it’s awful; just plain awful. If I went back to my PS2-playing self, and explained to me what would happen, I’d probably lose all respect for Sony, and then my lunch. Are you still no understanding it? Here, let me explain it: the PS4 is focusing on games from dozens of developers; the games are next-gen; next is the person who goes after you in Monopoly, which is also a game; gen is the generation of people who were hurt by the people who played Monopoly the most; those people were…. the Nazis! Hitler was a huge fan of Monopoly, and played it while he sicked dogs on escaped Jews; dogs will be in the new Call of Duty game, releasing on PS4. Unfortunate Implications, indeed!

Turns out the Nazis did in fact outlive the French Empire.

But wait! Hitler had a brother named Ricky Martin. Ricky Martin was in a band called Menudo, which is a type of soup. Tomato is a type of soup. Tomato… tomato… Bob the tomato! A character from the Christian cartoon, Veggietales. Spongebob Squarepants is a cartoon, which has a character named Sandy Cheeks, which is from Texas. Texas, of course! Why didn’t I think of it before? Zack Hawthorn lives in Texas. Zack is also the name of a character from Suite Life. In the episode “The Ghost and Mr. Martin”, he finds a long-lost compass for the ghost of the steam vessel, Jesse Belle’s captain, Entineel. Ghost! Ghosts? Call of Duty: Ghosts, a first person shooter which is releasing later this year on, what else? The PS4.

As you can deduct from the evidence I present here today, not only is the Xbox One a more entertaining and viable choice, it’s also a less deadly one. Do you possibly have a argument to counter my allegations? No? I rest my case.

James Flaherty

Video Game Reviewer/Critic at Leet Gamers Asia
Two things I love with a passion are video games and writing, and what's a better combination of those two things than being a game reviewer? 'Cause that's what I am. A reviewer for Leet Gamers Asia.

My tastes in games breach all genres, though my fortes are platformers and first-person shooters. My favorite game series is probably Super Mario, specifically the 3D games. I also love Rayman, Hitman, Bioshock, Half-Life/Portal, Uncharted, and Grand Theft Auto. As for my favorite game, it's hard to say: I love Portal 2, Shadow of the Colossus, Half-Life 2, Bioshock, Resident Evil 4, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Rayman Legends, Hitman 2: Silent Assassin, Grand Theft Auto IV, L.A. Noire, Fallout 3, Journey, and Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence all so damn much.

James Flaherty

Two things I love with a passion are video games and writing, and what's a better combination of those two things than being a game reviewer? 'Cause that's what I am. A reviewer for Leet Gamers Asia. My tastes in games breach all genres, though my fortes are platformers and first-person shooters. My favorite game series is probably Super Mario, specifically the 3D games. I also love Rayman, Hitman, Bioshock, Half-Life/Portal, Uncharted, and Grand Theft Auto. As for my favorite game, it's hard to say: I love Portal 2, Shadow of the Colossus, Half-Life 2, Bioshock, Resident Evil 4, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Rayman Legends, Hitman 2: Silent Assassin, Grand Theft Auto IV, L.A. Noire, Fallout 3, Journey, and Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence all so damn much.

9 thoughts on “Xbox One vs. Playstation 4

  • June 3, 2013 at 2:39 PM
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  • June 4, 2013 at 6:29 AM
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    I am okay with you being x-box fanboys though but If I may do you want to use a system for its simplicity or its features…. Imagine Google and Yahoo. It just my opinions though.

  • June 7, 2013 at 9:22 AM
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    Actually, I’m going with the Wii U, first and foremost, but will buy the other consoles when money arises.

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  • June 22, 2013 at 5:01 PM
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